Sabbatical Over

Ok kids, a few things:

Jesus. H. Christ.

Oh, hey, I got a Wii! This is why I have seen almost zero movies since my last update. (Note the "almost.") Check mark next to Resident Evil 4 in 21 hours, 47 minutes. Over 30 hours into Twilight Princess and still going strong.

Knocked Up
A filthy movie that's quite amusing, but for a bit too long.

Holy Update, Batman!

Kung Fu Hustle
It has some bizarre moments for a (good) kung fu movie, but I'm still not sure I'd call it a comedy.

Fearless
At first I was a bit disappointed by the whole "man discovers himself through discipline and honor" storyline, but then I remembered something: I was watching a fucking martial arts movie.

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Certainly a passable film, and I'd probably like it more by comparison if I had seen the first two.

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
For a movie that lost both Alfonso Cuarón and John Williams, it does remarkably well.

Live Free or Die Hard
A movie I was entertained by for 2 hours in exchange for some of my money.

A Special Note to the Guy Working at the Electronics Counter at Target Yesterday.

FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE.