Univision was having a wild bash at Elitches yesterday. (Univision, for those of you who don't know, is a spanish language television channel.) They had a big stage right by the store I work at, and when I passed it on my way to clock in, something crazy was going on. My spanish is pretty rusty, so I'm not sure exactly what they were doing, but one of the men on-stage was wearing a dress.
Once at work, I learned I can pass the time fairly well by folding paper cranes out of used receipt paper. I folded about 10 of them throughout the day, two out of paper measuring less than 3/4 inch to a side. I am quite proud of them, but I need to learn how to fold something else. Oh, and I should probably help some customers, or something.
Things I've Learned:
1. When it's 102 degrees out, you can charge anything for water.
2. A surprising proportion of parents have extensive tattoo work.
Things I Need to Learn:
1. How to juggle.
2. How to throw a playing card really hard.
3. How to beat the fucking expert setting on minesweeper.
As you can see, I still have a lot of work to do.
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